Questionable jobs abound on craigslist, but you really have to appreciate scammers like this:
TELL YOU WHAT WE DON’T DO
No lotions, potions, vitamins, or discount Viagra…
No leads to buy…
No inventory to get stuck with…
No friends and family to hit on…
Just the best company, products in the industry…
Come see how our reps. earn $5,000/Week + …
Okay, this description doesn’t exactly scream “legit.” It’s more like a “solve this riddle to figure out exactly how you’ll get screwed and end up interviewed by John Stossel.”
Stock photo of artist rendering Stashless Stossel (Hat Tip: PSA)
Sweet Lord! A Stossel with no stash is tragic. The universe might rip in half.
(He sort of looks like John Stamos’ older, more journalistic brother.)