Category: craigs list

Santa’s Deb

Awhile back, we did a show on Santa’s Deb. Santa’s Deb is a Kansas City dog groomer, writer and owner of this van: Santa’s Deb used to have a website that had a really odd message from Santa. Santa talked about how great Santa’s Deb’s children’s books were. Santa finished his message “In Jesus Christ’s…

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Get killed on craigslist II

This easily tops my last pick for “craiglist ad most likely to end in murder: Longest female tongue ?Reply to: gigs-467420669@craigslist.orgDate: 2007-11-02, 9:34PM CDT Are you an attractive woman over 18, with an unusually long tongue ?You could earn great money just for showing off on video.This is sexy stuff, but not porn.No nudity involved…

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Get killed on craigslist?

Every once in awhile, I run across a posting on craigslist that makes me wonder if the poster is looking for someone to murder. Like this one: ladies with hairy armpits/or legs?Reply to: gigs-466758357@craigslist.orgDate: 2007-11-02, 9:39AM CDT I am looking for female models 18-50 with hairy armpits and legs natural

Are you qualified?

From craigslist: Write porn reviews, get free dvds and get rewarded Seeking adult dvd reviewers in exchange for free DVDs and/or free access to online videos. Uh, so what are the requirements for this position? I’m sure not just any man can come off the street and do such a job. I can’t say I’ve…

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"Give me a break!"

Questionable jobs abound on craigslist, but you really have to appreciate scammers like this: TELL YOU WHAT WE DON’T DO No lotions, potions, vitamins, or discount Viagra… No leads to buy… No inventory to get stuck with… No friends and family to hit on… Just the best company, products in the industry… Come see how…

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Get quality employees with the Lotto

From Craig’s List (bold mine): Get paid way better money plus get FREE Lottery tickets just for doing a good job. Our job is very simple but actually pays really good! Culligan Water is looking for 2 more people to help us do surveys. Its really simple and we are not selling anything. We simple…

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How do you look in spandex?

I don’t qualify for this Craig’s List posting, so I thought you might want to know about it (bold mine). Are you interested in becoming a Marvel Super Hero? A leading staffing agency is currently looking for talent to portray a famous action hero for upcoming live appearances in leading retail stores all over the…

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Mascot wanted

In my daily perusal of Craig’s List for marketing gigs, I found this (emphasis mine): We are looking for two individuals who are hard working and need a little extra cash. The job is to dress up as a mascot and wave to children during author signing. We are in need of two mascots for…

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