As of this writing, Robert Goulet lies heavily sedated in a Los Angeles hospital bed, awaiting a lung transplant to avoid a tragic demise at the age of 73.
Yet America, thrilled with California wildfires and Marie Osmond fainting, looks the other way.
By the way, I just can’t get over how ridiculous this whole Marie Osmond fainting thing is! She gets done dancing, jumps up and down a little bit, then hyperventilates for a minute, and then, THUD! She smashes into the floor! The audience laughs. Then, to cap off the hilarity, Bergeron throws to commercial while that stupid judge looks like he’s reacting to a fart!
Stay strong, Goulet. Like you, we would prefer Donny Osmond faint in front of a national TV audience, but we’ll take whatever fainting Osmond we can get.
I am terribly upset about Robert Goulet, I even got rid of all y Emerald Nuts so he would visit me at 3pm everday
I think they should freeze Goulet in Carbonite like they did to Han Solo in Star Wars until we can get him a new lung. That way we can keep him forever.
I think I’ve had my fill of Goulet, thank you.