Have you seen the new iPhone ads with the douches talking about why they needed an iPhone? One particular ad annoys the hell out of me. The guy talks about how he had to carry a bag around to hold all of his electronic devices. Yes, I’ve done the same, but this guy’s reasoning is really messed up (bold mine).
“I had the iPod, I had a camera, and I had a regular phone, and a phone for text messaging and emails and stuff like that.”
So, explain again why you carried around two phones? At first, I hoped he was saying that he had a landline phone. But in the context of “needing a bag to carry it around,” he has a regular cell phone and a separate phone dedicated for “text messaging and emails and stuff like that.” Why would you have two phones if one of them can do text messaging and email? Are you talking on the phone and sending text messages at the same time? What kind of messed up savant are you, anyway?