Are you qualified?

From craigslist:

Write porn reviews, get free dvds and get rewarded

Seeking adult dvd reviewers in exchange for free DVDs and/or free access to online videos.

Uh, so what are the requirements for this position? I’m sure not just any man can come off the street and do such a job.

I can’t say I’ve ever read a porn review before. I know. Such a loser. Do you talk about lighting? Or rigidity/flaccidity of different “actors?” Do you point out ass-zits that should’ve received proper makeup? I’m lost. I won’t be applying for this job.

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