Thanks for ruining Junior, scientists!

Some scientists were bored one day, so they thought they’d piss all over our already-damaged childlike innocence.

With all that growing weight up front, how is it that pregnant women don’t lose their balance and topple over? Scientists think they’ve found the answer: There’s are slight differences between women and men in one lower back vertebrae and a joint in the hip, which allow women to adjust their center of gravity.

Do you realize what this means? We’ve got some serious evolutionary hurtles to overcome before a man can carry a baby like in Junior, one of the best Schwarzenegger-Devito classics.

Sure, men could finish out their pregnancies in wheelchairs, but I doubt that’s a healthy practice. Sorry, ladies. It looks like you’ll either have to start handing over some vertebra, or keep tackling the practice of pregnancy on your own.

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