Category: tv

He-Man

Prince Adam turns into He-Man by yelling “By the power of Grayskull, I have the power!” How does He-Man turn back into Prince Adam? Does he have another phrase? Does He-Man wear off after awhile, and you become Prince Adam again? My guess is he reverts to Prince Adam immediately after coitus with Teela. Take…

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I’m on TV

Even a plain man with a mustache can get on TV as long as he has “Fox” on his cheek. What drives a grown man to sellout so hard just to have his face known for a brief second?

Someone fix this

Is it really that hard to make severe weather look tolerable on a widescreen TV? I shouldn’t lose 50 percent of my screen to thunderstorms. Fox 4, consider yourself “4WARNED!”

RIP: Ma

Estelle Getty, known to the world as “Ma” from The Golden Girls, is dead at 84. Rest in peace, Ma.  We hardly knew ye. Which are the real Ma and Dorothy? (0:56 mp3) Podcast: Download (1.8MB)

Hugh Downs: NAMBLA

Fareed Zakaria has a terribly named CNN show: “Fareed Zakaria GPS.” GPS supposedly stands for “Global Public Square,” but I can’t get past the standard meaning for “GPS.”  At the very least, CNN should showcase Fareed’s penchant for maps, with a regular segment featuring lost drivers calling Fareed for directions, which he delivers turn-by-turn without…

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Jack Bauer on Mount Rushmore

I knew this Barack Obama sensation seemed too easy: Dennis Haysbert likes to believe his portrayal as the first African-American U.S. president on Fox’s “24” may have helped pave the way for Barack Obama. “If anything, my portrayal of David Palmer, I think, may have helped open the eyes of the American people,” said the…

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Arrested Development

Hulu.com is great.  I’m re-watching Arrested Development from the first episode.  All the episodes are up here.  If you’ve never watched, you should fix that problem.  It looks like a movie is in the works, too.

It’s about time, bitches

Sing it, sistas: An Ohio-based group of Democratic Hillary Clinton supporters say they’ll work actively against Sen. Barack Obama if he becomes the nominee, arguing that Clinton has been the subject of “intense sexism” by party leaders and the media. “We have been vigilant against expressions of racism, and we are thrilled that the society…

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Gladiators return

American Gladiators showed up on my DVR – new season, baby! Here’s the episode description: A single mother takes on a Chernobyl survivor; a store owner battles with a carpenter. This Chernobyl survivor better be deformed.  Update: No visible deformation. It’s a 2-hour episode.  Is that necessary?  I have no problem completely shutting off my…

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Time Warner rocks!

Tons of Royals games are in HD this year. Yesterday was the first game.  Channel 1496 was scheduled to show the game, but I couldn’t find it on my guide or even type it in manually.   Last night, Time Warner sent an update to my box, and the channel appeared after the hour-long reboot…

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Moment of Truth

I saw “Moment of Truth” for the first time tonight. It’s that Fox show where they hook contestants up to a lie detector and ask embarrassing questions. It’s pretty fun to watch. There are a couple of things to note. First, does the audience need to let out a shocked “ahhhhh” every time a question…

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What year is this?

The FCC needs someone to fine: The Federal Communications Commission on Friday said it plans to fine the Walt Disney Co’s ABC network $1.4 million for airing an episode of “NYPD Blue” in 2003 that showed a woman’s nude buttocks. I hear there’s some amazing video of the scene here. For some reason, the audio…

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TiVo and Sports

I was a little overwhelmed this weekend, so I wasn’t able to watch the KU-MU game until Sunday, a day late. I was talking to my friend Stephen about how great DVR is. I extolled the benefits of watching sports on DVR, so long as you don’t run into someone who spoils the result. We…

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Damn you, NBC!

I know some people who would be very disappointed to see NBC omit the howling Gladiator “Wolf” from the below web ad. NBC has gone through some tough times since “Friends” left the air.  Omitting the hilariously stupid Wolf from advertisements just shows you how incompetent this network has become.   “Howl.”

When your parents call Dr. Phil

I try to avoid talking about Britney Spears, but I can’t resist once Dr. Phil gets involved. Spears was overheard angrily telling a friend ”this is the final straw” — furious her parents had contacted TV counselor Dr. Phil McGraw to step in and attempt to help Britney deal with her various demons. Spears was…

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American Gladiators

“Has-beens unite!” American Gladiators is back. Here are some thoughts. Does Hulk Hogan know he isn’t a Gladiator? That sleeveless black shirt combined with his constant flexing worry me. Laila Ali has a frighteningly low voice. I’m not sure what I think about the Gladiator “Wolf.” I could do without his howling. Nitro has to…

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Late Shows Return Podcast

I sat through way too much crappy late night television last night to put a podcast together.  Included are some clips and my brilliant commentary. 12:00 mp3  Podcast: Download (8.2MB)

Late shows and the writers strike

I will watch as many late-night talk shows as possible Wednesday. All the shows will be back with new episodes. Letterman worked out a deal so he and Craig Ferguson could return with their writing staffs. All the other shows won’t have writers, and strike rules prevent their hosts from writing material. Hopefully we’ll finally…

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What to tell the children

So, you thought Nickelodeon could raise your kids. Then, by the time you found out that Britney Spears 16-year-old sister was part of Nickelodeon’s brand of child rearing, she was already knocked up. Then, the media started running stories on what to tell your children. The storyline was frightening. “Whether or not moms are ready…

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Missing curtains found

Missing some burgundy curtains? I think the Watson’s Girl is wearing them. I’m sure the Watson’s Girl goes to lots of naked hot tub parties as part of her hot-tub-selling duties. Maybe someone stole her clothes, and she had no choice but to confiscate the curtains, as she was headed to a Watson’s commercial shoot…

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Buscemi vs Norm

I can understand Norm MacDonald caving, but I thought there were enough “ugly evil guy” roles to keep Steve Buscemi from voicing a ginger bread man in a “Go Phone” commercial. The world ain’t right.

ROBOT ATTACK IMMINENT!!!

I hoped I wouldn’t ever have to do this, but the day has come. Our country is facing impeding doom from robots. The signs weren’t immediately evident when they arrived 25 years ago, but time has exposed their insurrection. That’s right, we can longer afford to ignore the Pat Sajak and Vanna White problem. Sell…

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How will we live?

The writers’ strike is a month old and might not end for awhile. I don’t think viewers are going to be as annoyed as you might think. We might even appreciate a break from having to watch our favorite TV shows. Maybe we’ll learn to use our non-TV time so wisely, we won’t stand for…

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Here comes a shame

Carson Daly is making a huge mistake. NBC’s “Last Call with Carson Daly” is about to become the first late-night talk show to defy the writers strike and resume production. Daly, who is not a member of the Writers Guild, will begin taping new episodes of his Burbank-based show this week for airing next week.…

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Thanks, Nip/Tuck!

I was pretty much through with this show, but got suckered into watching it last night. Rosie O’Donnell is on four episodes of Nip/Tuck this season. I’m sure it was her idea to have the “ass bandit” story line inserted (teehee). Seeing Rosie’s face while a couple of digits plunged into her rectum was everything I…

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Vila vs Norm

Before reading on, study the smiles on Bob Vila and Norm Abram. Vila’s smile is phony. He doesn’t enjoy being this close to Norm. Vila wonders how much he gets paid for this photo shoot with Norm. He’s thinking it’s not enough. Norm’s smile is legit. He’s loving life in this picture. That’s not to…

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