First, it was Chuck Norris. But now look who’s standing next to Chuck.
Ric Flair campaigned with Mike Huckabee in South Carolina.
Refusing to be upstaged by Flair, Chuck Norris displayed his superior political prowess when he pulled out his balls and attacked John McCain.
Norris claimed presidents aged three years to every one year while in the Oval Office.
“Now I’m thinking if John takes over the presidency at 72 and if he ages three-to-one, how old will he be in four years? He’ll be 84 years old.
“Now can he handle that kind of pressure in that kind of job?” Norris said.
He said he was “afraid” if Senator McCain became president the vice-president would wind up taking over.
But can Chuck deliver a solid “woo?”
“Woo.”
To be the man, you gotta beat the man…
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Who’s next, Arn Anderson?
Thank God Benoit isn’t around. If Benoit had Huckabee’s back, Huckabee would be the last candidate left alive and would win by default. Benoit would probably kill off Huckabee too, but not until polishing off a bottle of wine, shooting some roids, and reading him a “bedtime story” from the Bible.
*Note: The WWE now collects royalties for Benoit jokes.
Damn, I should’ve been aware of a possible Benoit joke with this post. I’m slipping. Thanks, Shua.
That’s what I’m here for.