Valentine’s Day is the best day to be single all year – for a guy.
Single women get depressed because they ain’t got no man on Valentine’s. But it’s fantastic to be a single guy on Valentine’s.
Men have to do the heavy lifting on Valentine’s. Women just have to sit there. Yes, that innuendo was deliberate.
Single guys don’t have to throw money at gifts, a fancy restaurant or a hotel room. Not only are we carefree on Valentine’s, but couples feel bad for our single state.
I started dating a girl in January once. I realized it was going nowhere. I realized even quicker that I needed to bail before Valentine’s. If that relationship had started after Valentine’s, it might have taken all the way until the next Valentine’s before I got the motivation to end it.
I love you Valentine’s. Will you be my Valentine?