Tuesday was IHOP National Pancake Day. You get a free short stack of pancakes, with IHOP suggesting a donation to the Children’s Miracle Network.
So, I went for a nourishing dinner at IHOP. I got my free short stack and paid about five bucks extra for bacon, hash browns, toast and two eggs over easy.
I went home and entered a four-hour IHOP Coma.
IHOP Short Stack
Dude, I tried to warn you about IHOP. That wasn’t a food-based sleep. It was a airborne toxin that finds its way into IHOP’s food.
GO WAFFLE HOUSE!
Is there a National Waffle Day where waffles are free? That would probably be worth a tour of all the WH’s in a 20mile radius.
A tour of all the Waffle Houses in the area would definitely end in E. coli.
Pffft.
The shit made in Waffle House eats E. Coli for breakfast.