Some woman in India accidentally gave birth on the toilet of a moving train. This sounds scary enough, but apparently toilets on Indian trains are just open holes to the track below. So, the baby fell straight through the toilet and onto the tracks. They found the baby almost two hours later, still alive.
The baby’s pediatrician says “We do not expect such children to survive.” So, doctor, exactly how many babies shat from trains have you treated in your career?
This is why I don’t walk the railroad tracks in India. Gross.