Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer might have lost his job thanks to a tipoff to the Feds from a political strategist.
Check out this juicy excerpt:
“Governor Spitzer did not remove his midcalf-length black socks during the sex act. Perhaps you can use this detail to corroborate Mr. Stone’s information.”
There was always a chance that some of Spitzer’s sick sexual fetishes might leak out, but I never thought the sick bastard would keep his socks on “during the sex act.” What is Spitzer hiding under his black socks? Long, yellowed toenails? Webfeet? Tattoos of the names of all the cats he’s smothered?
I have a feeling this is just the beginning of a way-too-detailed look into the dark soul of a very disturbed man.