Innovating diarrhea into grilled chicken

KFC plans to offer grilled chicken on its menu.

“This is transformational for our brand,” said Doug Hasselo, KFC’s chief food innovation officer.

Haha.  “Chief Food Innovation Officer” at KFC has to be one of the best job titles ever.  “Assistant to the Chief Food Innovation Officer” is the only thing that could top it.  I’m guessing this is his first “innovation” that won’t result in diarrhea for thousands of Americans each day.

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