Gank yourself in the face already

A friend sent me this line from his hotel.

“They have amazing towels here.  I ganked one of them.”

I went on to explain that I’d never heard “ganked” before.  He ridiculed me for a brutally late introduction to “gank.”

From Google:

Related phrases:   gang/gank/gangbang

Definitions of gank on the Web:

  • Destroying another player’s vessel in a very short time, ideally before they realize what is going on. …
    infao5501.ag5.mpi-sb.mpg.de:8080/topx/archive
  • To swindle; To rob, steal; To copy, reproduce, reuse, or save an image, idea, or work of another person, often in the context of materials …
    en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gank
  • The first definition comes from the Wiki for some game called EVE Online: “a persistent world multiplayer online game set in space.” I assumed the towels hadn’t heard of this game.  And if they had, I doubt the hotel would let them play a persistent world multiplayer online game (PWMOG) at work.  There are body parts to dry, people.

    My friend must’ve been using “gank” in the swindling sense of the word – credited first to the Beastie Boys in 1989’s “Car Thief.”

    Now I was faced with a new conundrum.  Why does Google list “gangbang” as a related phrase?  Do people gank wallets at gangbangs or something?  I might have to reconsider a goal.  How much of a letdown would it be to finish a satisfactory gangbang, only to find that you’ll have to cancel all your credit cards so some nympho can gank a net of 20 bucks cash and whatever your wallet is worth on eBay.  Quite the emotional swerve.

    BTW, so like, am I a total dorkburger for not knowing what “gank” means?

    4 Replies to “Gank yourself in the face already”

    1. Dear Stooks,

      Dorkburger is a very fitting description. You should be ashamed of yourself … a gangsta you are not.

      I didn’t know that Beastie Boys coined that phrase though- very cool.

      • I guess I shouldn’t have brought it up online, huh? Totally destroyed my street cred.

    2. The only gank definition I am familiar with is the nerdy one.

      To my knowledge “Gank” is abbreviated slang for “Gang Kill”, for a group of players to overwhelm an individual of small group with a significantly larger party size.

      That may at least shed some light on the tie to “gangbang”. Though I still consider it a stretch.

      • Aha. Thanks for the help. So far, no one has helped me feel better about not knowing this word. Am I alone? Hopefully someone reassures me soon.

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