Dog owners

If you own a dog, you are likely awful.

Sure, there are decent dog owners. They train their dogs.

But the majority of dog owners are shit. The dog trains the owner.

Bark all night, and your master finally comes out to bark back, “shut up!” Apparently this astute owner thinks dogs understand English. If this is the case, why not put the peanut butter away and simply say “blow me.”

2 Replies to “Dog owners”

  1. At least the owner came out to tell them to shut up. My white trash neighbor at my old house just let them bark all night until I either called her (she never answered) or I called the police. So glad to be gone from there and in my new quiet neighborhood.

  2. I have a wireless SSID called “ShutYourFuckingDogsUp” especially for my neighbors. They just leave their dogs outside barking. I’ve been to their front door twice asking for them to do something. They’ll just put the dogs inside, but they are too lazy to train their dogs. My dog can literally just lay in grass 5 feet from the fence (doing nothing, not even barking) and those fucking rats will howl for hours.

    In closing, I loathe people who don’t take any responsibility for their pets actions.

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