A jewelry store had this ridiculous sign outside their Plaza remodel job. “He loves dogs as much as I do” seems to be the winning answer for “How do you know you are loved?” Just look at the giant text. I find this answer twisted. You know you are loved because he loves dogs as…
If you own a dog, you are likely awful. Sure, there are decent dog owners. They train their dogs. But the majority of dog owners are shit. The dog trains the owner. Bark all night, and your master finally comes out to bark back, “shut up!” Apparently this astute owner thinks dogs understand English. If…
Barry found a flattened squirrel in the street. He enjoyed it.
My neighbors are getting married this weekend. Stephen invited me over yesterday to enjoy smoked chicken and Boulevard Wheat with some friends and family. His future brother-in-law had a full-grown, three-pound dog of some sort (I’m no dog expert). I noticed a hawk circling above and wondered out loud whether the hawk was looking to…
An epic battle between my roommates’ dog Barry and a terrifying beetle.
From the Chicago Tribune: About 7 percent of dog owners plan to purchase a Halloween costume for their pet this year, up from 4 percent in 2004. This number seems low. Animals don’t belong in costumes. I used to think dressing up babies in costumes was just as dumb, but at least they’ll grow up…