Can I get that in stick form, please?

“This bread is pretty good, but it’d be better if it came in stick form.”

I wonder who the first person to say that was.

Whoever it was deserves some kind of humanitarian award, posthumously, of course. What an unbelievable food item.


But there’s something even more unbelievable.

Olive Garden, and more impressively, Fazoli’s give you an unending supply.

Unfortunately, Fazoli’s doesn’t always have a competent breadstick person, forcing you to hunt them down or ask the counter person for more of the delicacy.

Bread is the only food item to successfully crossover into the stick category, and improve itself in the process.

The next time you insert the stick into your mouth, letting the buttery saltiness drip on your tongue, remember, “this could just be a regular slice of bread. How boring.”

Stick it to me.

One Reply to “Can I get that in stick form, please?”

  1. Right on, nothings beter then a good bread stick provider or worse then a bad one, this single person can make or break any Fazoli’s experience. ~Chris

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