Before the whole Janet Jackson thing, I would bite my fingernails at the beginning of NYPD Blue.
If the screen before the show said “This police drama contains adult language and partial nudity. Viewer disrection is advised,” I would let out a cheer like Rocky’s son when Stallone started his comeback against Ivan Drago.
If the screen made no mention of nudity, I would scream like Adrian when she told Rocky the fight was suicide.
Now, I know the screen will only speak of adult language, never to mention partial nudity again.
So you can blame Janet’s boob for preventing us from seeing Sipowicz’s dimpled posterior one last time before the show signs off this Spring.
