Osama bin Laden is a big Whitney Houston fan. Follow that link and prepare for one of the weirdest stories ever. Apparently one of his former sex slaves has written an autobiography. She’s from America. So Osama kept asking her if she personally knew Whitney. She told him “no.” He went on to explain that he wanted to marry her and have Bobby Brown killed.
“How can you respect a man who leaves New Edition?”Paris Hilton’s old, king-size bed is being auctioned off. Now that she’s in the Guinness Book of World Records for “Most Overrated Celebrity,” maybe they could test the bed to see if she had the “Most DNA in One Bed.”
Speaking of Paris…she really likes the CD she recorded and paid the Devil to make her sound decent on. “I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it’s so good.” What a prostitute.
Another article that refers to Snakes on a Plane as “campy.” Here’s the definition, for the 1950’s vocab-deficient:
The deliberate and sophisticated use of kitsch, mawkish or corny themes and styles in art, clothing or conversation.
I can’t believe I missed Kevin Federline at the Teen Choice Awards. If I find the video, I’ll put it up, but you can read about his performance.
One of the guys from Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle has been cast as a potential terrorist in 24. More importantly, the article points out the production of Harold and Kumar Go To Amsterdam. One warning: IMDB doesn’t list Neil Patrick Harris for the sequel.