Capricorn
When you’re around the right people, you can make faster progress than you’d think possible. Meth dealers just seem to have that effect on you.
Gemini
One of your most valuable skills is your ability to learn on the fly. You may see yourself as scrambling to catch up, but that’s far from the truth. You’re way ahead of the curve when it comes to new developments. But you’re behind the curve when it comes to the Slap Bracelet. And that’s not the limb you’re supposed to wrap it around.
Libra
There’s nothing you love more than a new territory. It’s especially exciting when you’re able to throw the natives off it yourself.
Pisces
Your blazing enthusiasm can light up a room. Especially when you’re blazing with gasoline close by.
Stooks Proverb: Every man for himself. There’s only so much of Star Jones to go around these days.