Emmy Stuff!
Nice! 24 won Best Drama and Kiefer finally won Best Actor.
I think the “Best Miniseries” category exists only to get the likes of Gillian Anderson out of whatever hole she’s been residing in. She didn’t look bad, either. She also didn’t win.
Check out this awkward exhange between Ryan Seacrest and Leah Remini (Stacey Carosi) on the Red Carpet at the Emmy’s. Somehow she’s friends with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus had the most panicked speech, for her random “best actress in a comedy” win for The New Adventures of Old Christine.
Here was one of the more clever speaches of the night. It’s from a writer for My Name Is Earl. It all turns south when he tries to turn the “people I don’t want to thank” bit into a serious thank you.
Here’s the lamest speach of the night. It’s from a writer or something from Elizabeth I.
One of the more frightening moments was from another Elizabeth I contributor. Helen Mirren won for actress in a miniseries. She was wearing a long dress and apparently awkward shoes.
“My great triumph is not falling ass-over-tit coming up those stairs.”
Non-Emmy Stuff!
Kevin Federline scored a guest spot on CSI.
From USA Today:
Federline started filming this week in Los Angeles. He will play a menacing, arrogant teen who harasses investigators Nick Stokes (George Eads) and Warrick Brown (Gary Dourdan) on a job.
It’s always the arrogant teen roles than launch actors into stardom. Case-in-point: Corey Feldman.
Matt LeBlanc’s getting sued for defamation.
Stephanie Stephens claims in a lawsuit that LeBlanc told an unspecified person last August that she was sexually aggressive, gave him a lap dance in a private room and engaged him in a “night of sexual debauchery … at her place of employment.”
I’m pretty sure she’s not the first person to think a sexual link to Matt LeBlanc is not a good thing.
Rob Reiner wants Mel Gibson to apologize for The Passion of the Christ. He thinks Mel made the movie anti-Semitic on purpose! Also, too much reading.
Someone used Oprah’s name in an investment scam. Oprah wasn’t involved. Her alibi: she was in bed with Gayle…I mean Stedman.
Angelina Jolie had an awkward moment waiting outside a party. Her dad, Jon Voight, was at the party. They haven’t talked in four years, when he said she needed mental help. Eventually, Brad went in the party himself, Jon left shortly after and Angelina was able to sneak in. Which pit do you think Brad made Jon smell until he left?
Paris Hilton has a good friend test: clothing.
“I’ll pick out two outfits, one which is disgusting and one nice and I’ll ask my ‘friend’ what they think. If they go for the revolting one, I cut them out of my life.”
With a revolting outfit being defined as one that could get Paris laid by only five guys in a night.
George Clooney is chasing an older lady: Ellen Barkin from the upcoming Ocean’s 13. He’s 45. She’s 51.
Jennifer Garner is showing signs of pregnancy, again. Ultrasounds show a child with a disgrace for a father.
60 acres of land burned around Neverland Ranch Friday. Luckily the Ranch, and the thousands of assorted DNA strands there weren’t damaged.
Marky Mark’s Invincible was number one this weekend. Snakes on a Plane fell to 6th place with just over $6 million.