Stooksoscope for Monday

Aquarius

Someone has an agenda that they’re not disguising too well. Rise to the challenge of dealing with them and their ulterior motives. Yours, of all the signs, can do it in a way that’s caring, discreet and allows for an open casket.


Cancer

It’s time to look at old habits and points of view that need a radical overhaul. Whatever needs a makeover in your life, you can get it fixed up and looking great with ease…except Joan Rivers’ face.


Scorpio

The more comfortable you are with a changing situation, the more likely it is that the outcome will be far more to your liking than if you try to force something absolute to happen. Learn to deal with the gray areas…especially if you’re color blind.


Aries

The situation is amusing from a distance, and the trick to maintaining your sanity is keeping it light. That means observing but resolutely refusing to be drawn into any drama. “Momma drama” is still allowed.


Stooks Proverb: There’s honor among thieves. There’s even honor from non-thieves if you’re thieving Enrique Iglesias’ mole.

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