That photographer who says he’s the real baby daddy has filed a paternity suit against Anna Nicole Smith. She will have to return to California for the test. He’s worried about the “health and safety of the child” in the company of Anna Nicole.
Katie Couric has fallen all the way to 3rd place in the ratings. But she is getting more younger viewers. If they get her to start jumping up and down while she reads the news, they’d go up even more. Hire me CBS!
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt hired David Beckham to teach Maddox to play soccer.
Ruben Studdard, realising he’s fat as Hell, is trying to lose weight. “I don’t want to be diabetic. I don’t want high blood pressure. I don’t want to have bad cholesterol.” He kindof left off the part about not wanting to crush any more prostitutes.
Jessica Simpson’s been sleeping on the floor. She thinks it helps her sleep. Too many memories of Nick in her bed with some other woman.
Fox is going to start putting some of its TV shows on MySpace. Good. It’s been awhile since I’ve been able to watch a TV show with frequent white screens saying “Your problem has been forwarded to MySpace’s technical support team.”
90210’s Jenny Garth just had her third kid. Shannon Daugherty doesn’t plan on reproducing, does she?
Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) is still clinging on to fame with another movie, School for Scoundrels. I applaud him for getting as many movie roles as possible before Hollywood realises it shouldn’t cast him in anything.
Little Mermaid is out on DVD for the first time. Oh the things I would do…
“I always have the hardest times undoing those seashell bras.”