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Anna Nicole’s other lawyer (not the one she kind of married) has quit working for her. He said he had some disagreements with the lawyer she married over “strategies.” For example, who’s penis to put in Anna Nicole.

Two of the guys from “Grey’s Anatomy” got into a little bit of a tussle on the set. The guy who isn’t McDreamy was up for the McDreamy role during casting, but lost out to Patrick Dempsey. He gets up in Dempsey’s face, says some “disgusting things” and may have even given him a little choke hold. Maybe it was a little jealousy, or maybe they just felt Paris Hilton was hogging all the good cat fight stories.

At least he got the technicolored skull cap.

Speaking of Paris and her cat fights, she may have dumped Travis Barker after her punched face made headlines. It’s “not what she needs in her life right now.” I’m not sure if she means the drama or the whole only sitting on it with only one dude thing.

Shanna Moakler, the girl involved in the fight, says she wants to put it behind her. Thinking it was a challenge, Paris says she wants to put “it” behind and in front at the same time.

Mario Lopez may be diddling his partner on “Dancing with the Stars.” How piggish, right Jessie Spano?

Now performing a Waltz to “Oh, Artie Boy,” it’s Mario Lopez!

Nicole Richie, Lohan and Mischa were all at some karaoke bar the other night. They sang “Girls just want to be sluts.” Sorry.

Busted! Jessica Simpson caught with short and long hair on the same day! Extensions. Maybe her dad has some weird scalping fetish now.

One of Tom Cruise’s rubber stunt guns from “Mission Impossible” has ended up on eBay. Make sure you wash all the crazy off before using.

ABC is bringing back the original “Extreme Makeover” (think “The Swan”) to Friday nights. Let the flubber fly!