Capricorn
You just want to curl up into a ball. Go for it. Just don’t do it at the top of a hill. Someone may “human bowling ball” you.
Gemini
Anything worth having in your life is worth protecting. If someone encroaches on your territory, your instinct may be to bob and weave with some verbal wit. But don’t. Take a moment to really absorb what happened. And if you’re wearing clothing made of Bounty, then you’ll have no choice.
Libra
Are you longing for the pleasures of home? Hey — you can’t relive the past, and any attempts to do so could end up being more trouble than they’re worth. It’s too hard to find a good Delorean these days.
Pisces
A sharp sideways move is more helpful than barreling into a situation head-on. Observe the proceedings before you enter the fray. A little strategy will pay off. Now you can make the minimum effort with maximum impact. Especially if Mangino falls down near you.
Stooks Proverb: What goes around, comes around. Think about that when you’re making fun of the guy in the mailroom. You wouldn’t want him eating Rice Crispie Treats out of a crudely fashioned bowl made out of your skull. Would you?