Astrologers warn: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes wedding this Saturday will be a shame. Their signs simply don’t make for a good wedding that day. It’s too late! They’ve arrived in Rome Monday! I don’t think they’re worried. Tom wouldn’t believe in something as silly as astrology.
The guy who owns Anna Nicole’s house in the Bahamas turned off the power Friday. He says she hasn’t paid him, she says it was a gift. Larry Birkhead says he is the only reason Anna Nicole fled to the Bahamas anyway, so he must own the house. Anna Nicole is house hunting, if that helps your twisted mind process this story.
Kevin Federline found the time to sign some autographs when he was shopping at Walmart the other day. Then, he played with the blood pressure machine for a couple hours, freaking out at the test results at one point.
People are already wondering if there’s any chance Britney will get back with Justin Timberlake. Well, she did manage to age herself past Cameron Diaz…
Nicole Richie and a random friend ordered McDonald’s drive-thru! “The girls ordered two Big Macs, large fries, an order of Chicken McNuggets and a vanilla shake,” a source tells Star. I don’t think anyone’s ever question Nicole’s ability to eat. It’s more the ability to digest that has us concerned.
“I just had a sugar cube! I’m wasted!”
Michael Jackson has arrived in London for his Wednesday performance at the World Music Awards.
Don’t adjust your monitor.
Ellen Pompeo from Grey’s Anatomy is engaged. One hint: it’s not to the guy who plays George.