Leo (July 23 – August 22)
You’ve been working tremendously hard. Now’s the time to take your vitamins, eat right and get plenty of rest – you’ve got Mangino to hunt. Just listen for the wobbling footsteps.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
It’s time to go where you want to go and do what you want to do. The stars lift the last remaining restrictions, which means you’re free to roam wherever your heart desires. Just see if you can avoid an attack on the “Can I help you?” vest woman in the housewares section.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You take someone’s comment to heart, even if it’s totally casual or not even meant for you. Nevertheless, something they say strikes a chord when you least expect it. Now you’re examining your motives. Maybe you just aren’t a big enough fan to have a Bob Saget poster in your bathroom. He’s got naughty eyes, too, so it might be best for everyone.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You can be very much in control of the process, even as you sit back and let events unfold. Let your intentions be your guide. You know what you want the end result to be, even if you’re not sure how to get there. Now if you can just find a shirtless Patrick Swayze to cradle you with his thighs while he guides your hands with his…oh wait, I think I saw a commercial for a Swayze rental service, just $9.99 for the first hour.
Stooks Proverb: Don’t remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a hatchet. You wouldn’t want to bloody up your favorite hatchet, would you?