Fox has canceled its special on O.J. Newscorp is also O.J.’s publisher, so they canceled the book, too. “This was an ill-considered project. We are sorry for any pain this has caused the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown-Simpson,” said Rupert Murdoch of Fox. So, I guess we might never know how O.J. would have killed Nicole and Ron, if he did, that is.
“And this is how her face would’ve looked as I was knifing her.”
Michael’s not talking about it too much, but for some reason Jerry Seinfeld has released a statement: “I am sick over this. I’m sure Michael is also sick over this horrible, horrible mistake. It is so extremely offensive. I feel terrible for all the people who have been hurt.”
Britney Spears had quite the weekend in Vegas. She won $10 thousand playing Black Jack. She hit the recording studio. She even got to party with Mario Lopez! Her big mistake: hanging out with Paris Hilton. She was chain smoking all night, and was seen dancing around in just her fishnet stockings. Worst of all, she was dancing to Paris Hilton songs. Noooooooooooo!
Don’t worry about K-Fed, he was partying it up this weekend, too. In Miami. His DJ friend put on one of his crappy songs at the club. Then, everyone started booing and cursing “F*** K-Fed.” The DJ pleaded with the crowd, “Come on people, f*** the status quo, show this guy some love!” Meanwhile, K-Fed’s sipping on champagne and proclaiming “I’m here to stay.”
“Y’all’ll remember my name when you where your hat like this.”
Kelly Ripa is feuding with Clay Aiken. Clay filled in for Regis Friday. Ripa says Clay crossed the line when he covered her mouth with her hand while she was talking. I wouldn’t want to taste those fingers, either.