Scoop

Britney and Paris look like BFF. They partied at Paris’ place after the American Music Awards. Neighbors called the police because their music was so loud.

Then, they had a run-in with Lindsay Lohan this weekend. This is almost as good as the Paris-Lohan danceoff story.

The paparazzi were all focused on Lohan until Paris and Britney pulled up. Lohan gets pissed they stole her attention, gets into her car and chases Paris and Britney while pumping Kevin Federline’s CD as loud as she can. Then, Lohan has the gal to think she can hang out with them at the club. Paris and Britney ignore her. Lohan walks away, later saying how talented and attractive she thinks Kevin Federline is. She “wouldn’t mind hooking up” with him sometime.

***Collective Sigh/Change in Bloodflow Alert*** Britney Spears and Kevin Federline say “there is no sex tape.

From The Enquirer: Kevin Federline is begging Britney to take him back. He’s finally realized he is a failure and can’t maintain his lifestyle on his own. And she’s hot again.

Michael Richards went on Jesse Jackson’s radio show, saying he never used racist words before he got busted for using them. But if he did, here’s how it would have happened…

Michael Jackson’s been living at “Lord of the Dance,” Michael Flatley’s house in Ireland since June. Creepy.

John Travolta may have boycotted the TomKat wedding because of the nonvite to Oprah. Oprah has called John her “soulmate” before. I smell an angry Steadman.


“Don’t let my mustache fool you, I’m furious.”

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