“My ass likes country music.”
Paris Hilton is teaching Britney Spears how to work a stripper pole. They’re practicing on the pole at Paris’ house. And the maid just bought another drum of disinfectant.
Paris has been spotted with her ex, Stavros Niarchos. She’s even wearing a locket that has pictures of the two of them together.
Some body part of Jessica Simpson’s popped out at the recording of the Kennedy Center Honors. She ran, crying offstage. Only audience members got to see the boob, as the show is pre-taped and edited for broadcast the day after Christmas.
George Clooney’s 300-pound pet pig, Max, is dead. His bulldog died earlier this year. Are humans next to fall at the hands of Clooney?
Eddie Murphy wanders if he is the real baby daddy of Scary Spice’s coming child.
Larry King, upset the Santa was on a lunch break when he brought his kid:
“Ester-C, God Dammit!”