Stooksoscope for Thursday

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You know your actions were justified, but someone else may not see it that way. Acknowledge that you might have overstepped your bounds. But in the end, replacing someone’s subpar Bread and Butter pickles with the more acceptable Dill variety is just the right thing to do.


Gemini (May 21 – June 21)

While it may be difficult at first, speaking honestly to one another and putting aside any impulse to wound or hurt is the only thing that can help heal this rift. If the conversation goes south, go ahead and go back to wound-inflicting mode. Start with a Charlie Horse and work your way up.


Libra (September 23 – October 22)

It’s easy to get lost in an emotional haze so confusing that even making it to appointments on time can be a challenge. Maybe it’s time to switch to non-toxic crayons.


Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

A series of highs and lows could give you emotional whiplash. Rather than ignoring them, listen to what they’re saying. A deep inner truth is ready to emerge: time to get the Patrick Swayze posters out of storage.


Stooks Proverb: Finders keepers, losers weepers, Angela Lansbury delivers the creepers.

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