Stooksoscope for Friday

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Dare to dream! The current celestial energies say it’s time to go for it in a major way. Ask for that raise or pursue that cutie with all the zeal and fervor you can. Actually, make sure you monitor your zeal level. Last time, your zeal over Lou Diamond Phillips beating up his girlfriend was a little creepy.


Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Now that you’ve set some limits, it’s time to practice meeting your own requirements. Not only will this make you happier overall, but you’ll actually be prepared to give more. And it will come from a genuinely generous place: your neighbor’s China cabinet.


Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Making everything a case of black or white cuts out a lot of creative potential in your life. There’s no reason everything has to be so extreme when it comes right down to it. Kramer.


Aries (March 21 – April 19)

The only limit is your imagination, so dream as big as you can. Put aside any and all self-criticism and let your mind roam. The one word that’s completely not allowed right now? Punctilious.


Stooks Proverb: He that fights and runs away lives to fight another day. He that fights and just sits there getting a beatdown usually hurts the next day.

2 Replies to “Stooksoscope for Friday”

  1. i feel like the Aquarius LDP reference was a small tribute to my love for Stand and Deliver.

  2. Sorry, I’m stealing all past and future references to LDP and claiming them as my own. I know not what you speak.

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