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Nicole Richie has been spotted for the first time after her DUI arrest. She was leaving her boyfriend’s house. I think the paparazzi stood a little further back when she took off in her car this time.

Don’t worry, Nicole Richie won’t let the arrest hurt her career. At this point, her career could only get worsened by a necrophiliac.

Lindsay Lohan has been sober for a week. Maybe Nicole Richie raided her stash.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes dropped more than $300 on a tricycle for Suri. Are they expecting Scientology to age the baby several years to trike-riding level?

J.R. Rotem, the record producer Britney was slobbering on the other night, worked on Kevin Federline’s CD. Maybe it was a sympathy makeout. Meanwhile, he didn’t even tell his own dad that he made out with Britney Spears.

Kevin Federline’s friend on K-Fed’s new look: “He’s switched his look to ‘GQ.’ It’s just a new phase in his life. He really is just trying to walk a straight line. He’s doing the ‘GQ’ thing now everyday. It’s a great, great look for him. It’s not just something you’re going to see today and tomorrow — it’s going to be there for awhile.”

Angelina Jolie says she’d be willing to sit down and talk to Jennifer Aniston…probably to bitch about the predictability of the series finale of Friends.

Star Magazine is trying to find a new man for Jennifer. It’s about time someone did.

Danny DeVito says his drunkenness on The View was just an act. He says he was legitimately hungover, just not drunk.

Here’s a flashback to the show, where he talks about nailing his unattractive wife all over the Lincoln Bedroom at the White House.

Rosie O’Donnell is frightening for many reasons in this photo:

“Yup. One-inch Larry was the reason I switched teams for good.”

Unfortunately, Pauley Shore getting the ass beat off him on stage by a cop was just part of his act.

Just by walking in front of some cameras, Lara Flynn Boyle reminds Nicole Richie fans: I’m still frightening, too!


“Did somebody ask for a lock pick?”

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