Nicole Richie could have to spend five days in jail for her DUI. This is her second offense. During her 2002 arrest, she told cops she had only eaten French Fries, took a shot of vodka, and poof! She blew a .13.
Cameras caught Paris Hilton’s with a powdery substance in her nose.
Federline also ended his MySpace friendship with J.R. Rotem, the guy who placed his tongue in Britney’s mouth. Meanwhile, J.R.’s trying to milk a little Federline perk action out of his makeout session. He tried to use his new fame to get into Hyde, a popular nightclub for celebrities. Denied. He’s keeping his hopes alive by “not denying” he’s Britney’s boyfriend.
Tom Cruise may be trying to trick J. Lo and Jim Carey into Scientology.
Tara Reid fell down outside a club in London. I hope she didn’t scrape off her renovated areoli.
“Okay. Right foot. Left foot. Right foot. Ahh, crap! I forgot what was next.”
A judge says the guy behind Girls Gone Wild has to be $1.6 million and do community service for using underage girls in his movies. The judge says he’ll downgrade the charges and lift his robe for a free t-shirt.