Leo (July 23 – August 22)
It’s time to pack up your troubles and get happy. Your luck has just taken a spectacular turn for the better. Now you can gleefully put away any lingering problems that have been on your mind for far too long. Go ahead, try on your grandma’s underwear. No one’s looking.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Renewed energy arrives in the nick of time. Diego always comes through for you in a pinch.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Your stable nature also has some wackiness. You’re a multifaceted, fascinating person. Someone out there sees this softer side of you and likes what they see: a basket-weaving fool.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You have great expectations and, what’s more, the abilities to make them become a reality. Some friends have their own issues and aren’t thrilled about this. Maybe if you could resist the urge to lure small children into your cardboard theater for sock puppets, they’d see things differently.
Stooks Proverb: Your tongue can paint what the eye can’t see. Maybe Britney will hire you.