Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Put your determination on display. Yeah, just keep sitting there with your Pringles can on the Polydent-stained coach you got from your grandpa.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Let the rational reenter your life as you restore organization to some parts that have gone topsy-turvy. A little chaos every now and then is necessary, but now it’s time to clean everything up. Don’t ask O.J. for advice on that. “If I cleaned up after slaughtering” wasn’t picked up, either.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You’re in the mood to live large. Consult Mark Mangino for tips.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
It’s easy to judge someone based on something that’s actually just a small part of the overall picture. But should you really base your opinions of people on your ability to solve the Magic Eye puzzles at their house?
Stooks Proverb: Laughter is the best medicine, excluding diseases native to Britney’s crotch.