The tabloids say Britney’s record label is thinking about dropping her. I guess her vagina disappointed them, too.
Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz didn’t spend Christmas together, leading tabloids to claim “it’s over!” I think Britney’s available.
SpyOnVegas.com caught Paris Hilton taking an ice cube to the face. I guess that’s better than the alternative.
Barbara Walters says Rosie is here to stay, regardless of what Trump thinks. What does Trump think? Rosie’s fat and ugly.
Whitney Houston is selling her bras and panties to keep her cash flow intact. I guess that’s better than trading them directly for crack.
Mario Lopez will host the Miss America Pageant in Vegas. I hope he knows they’re not as slutty there as they are in the Miss USA competition.
Jamie Foxx couldn’t convince Usher to take a shot at a New Year’s Eve party. Usher wanted to stay sober and avoid any possible vagina slips.