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Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are Mr. Blackwell’s worst dressed celebrities. I didn’t know two women could make the list. Or does he count Britney’s vagina as its own species?

Britney hung out with a sailor this weekend. And now it looks like sake was to blame for her New Year’s pass out.

Paris pleaded not guilty to her DUI charge. Not guilty by reason of sluttyness?

Rosie’s winning. The View’s ratings are up since her feud with Trump started. The Apprentice got it’s ass kicked Sunday night by Desperate Housewives, Cold Case, and just barely edged out Family Guy reruns.

Meanwhile, Donald sent a letter to Rosie (must read). He explains more things that Barbara Walters said about Rosie. The good news: he refers to Kelly as Rosie’s “wife.” It looks like he is trying to make The View implode. Stay strong Joy Behar.

Suzanne Somers’ house in Malibu burned down. I’m betting an overheated ThighMaster got it started.

CBS turned down the opportunity to have a porn site pay $50 million for a SuperBowl ad.