Donald Trump might want to consider shutting up.
Rosie and Barbara humiliated him on the latest “View.”
All he could come back with was calling Barbara a “sad figurehead dominated by a third-rate comedian.”
Trump and Conan had a little awkward exchange of their own Tuesday night.
Paula Abdul says Simon Cowell saved her ass when contestant Corey Clark said he had done the dirty with Paula. “There’s the times when he’s like a big brother – or a lover.” Creepy.
Mike Tyson had just escaped from rehab when he got busted for DUI and cocaine possession. Police followed the trail of earlobes belonging to rehab security guards.
The Enquirer says Lohan may have permanent liver damage from drinking. Doctors discovered the problem during her appendectomy. They opened her up and her liver was smoking a cigarette.
Tom Crusie and Katie Holmes have 24 hour security around Suri, fearing an abduction plot. But who would dare challenge the spawn of Tom?
Courteney Cox says she’ll have Jennifer Aniston guest star on her new F/X tabloid drama “Dirt.” Like Jennifer has any relevant experience. F’ing cronyism.