Paris Hilton has decided to stop fighting her DUI case and pleaded “no contest.” She has to pay $1500 and go to an alcohol education program. Or teach it.
Anna Nicole Smith’s lawyers are trying to avoid a Tuesday deadline for a paternity test.
Meanwhile, she lost her case against the dude who wanted his house back in the Bahamas. They’ll fumigate the house, then her vagina.
Tara Reid showed up at the Sundance Film Festival. Maybe she thought she could enter film of her old areola as some kind of art piece.
Johnny Depp has an old school electric chair in his living room. So that’s how he gets his hair to do that.
Kate Moss helped push a Mercedes out of the mud. Then she did a celebratory line off the hood.
Paris Hilton was caught leaving her house with a pillow. No word on who’s love stain was planted on it moments later.
Billy Ray Cyrus will be on Dancing with the Stars. I wonder which star they’ll pair him with.
Some PETA members snuck into an audition for J. Lo’s reality series “Glow After Dark.” On stage, one yelled out “J. Lo, fur ho.” J. Lo corrected them, saying her title should always come first.
Ashlee Simpson says she likes that people pay more attention to Jessica than her in public. She can plan on keeping it that way.
Mike Tyson says he has nothing to do with the bags of coke cops found on him during his DUI arrest. No comment on the half-eaten Lennox Lewis spawns in the trunk.
Isaiah Washington met with gay rights groups to apologize, and say “I would never call you all a bunch of faggoty fag fag fags.”
Keith Urban has sent a video message to fans thanking them for their support during his rehab. It may not sound like much until you think about how much time he had to spend getting dried-up vomit off the camera lens.