Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
It’s tempting to make promises, but can you fulfill them all? If not, it’s better to be honest right off the bat. You’ll feel adult and responsible for knowing your limits, and others will respect your truthfulness, ever though you can’t really put your legs behind your head while eating a banana.
Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
Spur-of-the-moment decisions can have big effects on your emotional health. Believe it or not, there’s always some space to think before you decide, unless Louie Anderson and Mark Mangino are in the same room. Then there’s no space for anything.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Sometimes the universe clears the path for you, but other times, you need to take the action and the realizations will follow afterward. Can you take the initiative now when it comes to your inner development? Start with cutting your three-can-a-day refried bean habit out of your diet.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
You’ve got enough energy to power a city, so now the question is, what are you going to do with it all? If you say “Save the Cheerleader,” the stars will smack you.
Stooks Proverb: What you don’t know can’t hurt you. That must make Kevin Federline invincible.