Kevin Federline has been telling Britney Spears to get into rehab for the sake of the kids. Ouch.
Isaiah Washington has gone into homophobe therapy. First lesson: tolerating highlights on men.
Paris’ little sister Nicky was overheard telling Paris to “just walk in a straight line.” They’ll work on puking in a straight line at a later date.
Jessica Simpson is riding with John Mayer on his tour bus. She’ll rub her “suck” off on him if it’s the last thing she does.
I hope this doesn’t spell doom for their planned makeout session on “Dirt,” but the Enquirer says Jennifer Aniston is pissed at Courteney Cox for being nice to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
A restaurant trade association is upset about a Superbowl spot starring Kevin Federline as a fast food worker. Their employees are much more qualified than K-Fed.
Mandy Moore is dating Nicole Richie’s ex. A couple fingers down the throat and she’ll surely be his dream girl.
Dustin Diamond is trying to get more free stuff than Gary Coleman at the Sundance Film Festival. If he loses, he can always draw a nice mustache on Gary’s face while he sleeps.
Sharon Stone hasn’t been wearing her bra. I’m glad to see she’s doing her part in spread the message of abstinence to children.
Frankie Muniz is sporting a new badass haircut and “don’t ‘f’ with me” strut.
“Jane Kaczmarek can eat my ass.”
Rumors swirl that Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek are more than just friends.
George Lopez says Jay Leno is a terrible interviewer and a two-face. No double-chin yet. That would be devastating.