Katie Holmes turned down $2 million for a Batman sequel, and will instead accept $250 thousand for a role in “Mad Money,” a comedy. I think she’s cool on money for awhile, so don’t worry too much.
J. Lo on Scientology: “It’s weird people want to paint it in a negative way…It’s just sad that people would look at it in that way.” Same goes for Gigli. By the way, it looks like her dad’s been a Scientologist for almost 20 years.
TMZ.com says the following photo is the first proof of the existence of the second Federline child. Or a loaf of bread.
The Enquirer says Jen plans on adopting two kids. Why does that sound familiar?
Lindsay Lohan’s rehab-mates are annoyed with all the special treatment and extra recesses for Lohan.
Armed and Famous got its Latoya Jackson handed to it by American Idol and won’t be back until the Summer. I’m not aware of what programing will replace it, or could possibly be worth pissing away more than this one.
Michael Jackson, in a phone interview, says he’s in the U.S., but he won’t say where. Probably in some pubescent’s bed.
Mary-Kate Olson needs a bigger purse to hide behind.
“Didn’t Han Solo give that fur to Luke in Empire Strikes Back? Where are the guts?”