Michael Jackson’s kids were walking around without masks in Vegas yesterday. Seems like the right place to do it.
Miss USA won’t be posing for Playboy. They can probably PhotoShop her various body parts together for something similar, though.
Rather than wear something reasonable, Britney Spears cups her nips to hide them from cameras.
Taco Bell wants Kevin Federline to come work for an hour in one of its stores. Everyone who comes will get free food. Last year, Kevin said his kids would have to work for Taco Bell one day, regardless of how rich they are. Oddly, Kevin may have to work there because of how rich he is.
Courtney Love will not be on American Idol in any way. One of her vomit piles was scheduled to make an appearance during the Seattle tapings, but ended up on the cutting room floor.
Lindsay Lohan has opted out of a movie role so she can focus on taking frequent breaks from rehab.
I don’t think Bob Saget looks like that proud of a TV Father in this picture.
“Love that Joker!”