Britney Spears has been wearing her boyfriend’s Star of David necklace, leading some to speculate on a conversion to Judaism. She likes the word “kosher.”
Kevin Federline demanded a room upgrade in Miami for the Super Bowl. He said his hotel room wasn’t big enough for all his women. He would also need an industrial strength air pump for all his women.
Kevin even got to go to Lebron James’ Super Bowl party. No word on if he brought queso or reefer.
K-Fed’s friends say Britney’s been calling Kevin, trying to get back together with him. Kevin’s friends also say Kevin is the most popular rapper in the country. They are also high.
Katie Holmes says she loves calling Tom Cruise her husband. She also likes being locked in a room 23 hours a day.
Justin Timberlake will host the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards at the end of March. Maybe he’ll perform and rip the crotch out of Spongebob’s square pants.
Paris’ current BFF, Kim Kardashian, admits the existence of a sex tape. However, she says it won’t be released. It features her and Brandy’s brother, who doesn’t go around slamming his car into people.
Tupperware through Tori Spelling’s baby shower. I’m as confused as you.
David Spade and Heather Locklear aren’t together anymore. But it’ll be years before his taint wears off Heather Locklear.