Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
An odd duck just needs you to make way for them so they can feel at home. You’re just the ambassador who can translate his or her strangeness for the people. Not everyone will know that this person fanning their armpits is a sign of endearment.
Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
If you’re in the vicinity, a good time is pretty much guaranteed. You’re so delightful — is it any wonder that people just want to be where you are? You’re especially good at getting shy types to join in on the fun. Remember: non-toxic glue won’t work.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Is someone hovering over your shoulder, questioning every statement you make and action you take? Is that someone actually yourself? They have medicine and psych clinics for that.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
You’ve got a million people to talk to, and you’re not sure which one to call first. Take a breath. Then, get a pen and paper and make a list of priorities, or a paper airplane.
Stooks Proverb: The journey is the reward. The syphilis is the side effect.