Anna Nicole and TRIMSPA are being sued. TRIMSPA for being bogus. Anna Nicole for pitching it and making it look like you could totally catch a buzz using it.
Mike Tyson is at the same rehab facility as Lindsay Lohan. She’s still the worse resident, somehow.
Tom Cruise has been talking to Ben Stiller about doing “The Hardy Men” together. After their done with that, maybe they could try doing a movie about grownup versions of “The Hardy Boys.”
Paris Hilton will be at the upscale Vienna’s Opera Ball next week. After leaving, a new STD strain known as Paris Opera Ball will emerge.
Scarlet Johannson and Justin Timberlake spent the weekend partying at the Super Bowl. Justin’s spent the days since applying ointment.
O.J. Simpson says there were some inaccuracies in “how I would have done things” in his unreleased book, “If I Did It.” I would start with the word “If.”
Miss USA and Miss Teen USA shared a runway this weekend. No word whether they shared each others’ runways again.
Kevin Federline looks far less annoying when he hangs out with Steve-O.
There’s a warrant out for Daniel Baldwin. He failed to appear for car theft charges and behavior unbecoming a Baldwin.
Cuba Gooding Jr. has dropped the N-word twice in the last two weeks. Racist. If he weren’t black, I’d say he was just like Michael Richards.
Who knew astronauts had such a soap opera-like flair for the dramatic? One female astronaut, who was in space a year ago, stalked another female astronaut over some Navy Commander. She even sprayed some mace into the woman’s car. Astronaut cat fight. Nice.