Miss USA returned to work for Donald Trump Tuesday. She’s modeling for his new catering company. She won’t comment on the Donald-Rosie feud, but you have to imagine Rosie is steamed about Trump moving in on her territory: food.
Check out Britney’s new hat.
“I can guard something Russian now, right?”
She may be testing JC, as she’s no longer together with Isaac Cohen. He broke up with her on the phone, and says she was a “bit much” for his liking. Or was he speaking of the black hole between her legs?
You’ll be able to see Paris Hilton BFF Kim Kardashian in all her urinal glory after all. Porn company Vivid has bought and will release “Kim Kardashian Superstar.” It’ll be like Jesus Christ Superstar except no singing, no Jesus and more body parts.
While filming in Detroit, Daniel Baldwin says a warrant for his arrest “isn’t true.” Lying piece of paper.
Tori Spelling gave Tupperware and the Kama Sutra Weekender Kit to guests at her baby shower. For those times when you need fresh bodily fluid souvenirs from the bedroom, Tupperware and the Kama Sutra Weekender Kit are there.
“Cheese.”
I just noticed Reba’s been on for ten minutes while I’ve been writing this. I’m off to the therapist.