Anna Nicole is involved in a new custody suit: the one for her body. Her mom wants to bury Anna Nicole, but two court orders prevent her body from getting out of the fridge.
One of Anna Nicole’s bodyguards says he could be the baby daddy. At this point, don’t you need to have some kind of serious crotch rot to be in contention as the father?
A TRIMSPA executive says Anna Nicole would be in trouble for having Slim-Fast in her refrigerator, if it weren’t for the fact that she’s dead. They’ll probably keep their bitching to a minimum.
Isaac Cohen is adding to rumors that Britney and him dated to make K-Fed jealous. I guess a new boyfriend is the next step to making an ex jealous, just after putting your vagina in every paper he flips through for the pictures.
Rumors place Michael Jackson as a guest and mentor for a week on American Idol. Aren’t those kids a little too old to be working with Michael?
The least freaky Olson twin is responsible for the least freaky Olson twin photo in the last year, and it’s still a bit odd. She’s doing some kind of weird exercise routine.
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie did an advertising shoot together at a jewelry store in Beverly Hills Monday. It’s not clear how many hours it took to decontaminate the store after their departure.
Ivanka Trump is sick of comparisons to Paris Hilton. Ivanka says she works hard for her money, including 13-hour days. Paris just needs 10 minutes and an ever-decreasing amount of KY.
Vince Vaughn attended Jennifer Aniston’s 38th birthday party. Was he looking to inspect her new nose before passing on her again?
For some reason, Diddy was yelling at Naomi Campbell at a Grammy party. Even more shocking: she didn’t throw a Blackberry at him.
TurboTax has hired Vanilla Ice to promote their software. When K-Fed’s too expensive, there’s always Vanilla Ice.