A man convicted of making terrorist threats against Anna Nicole Smith has sent a letter to the tabloids saying he could be the baby daddy as Anna took a sperm sample from them when they dated. Odder: the letter looks to have been written in crayon.
Two years ago, Anna Nicole and Howard K. Stern pitched a reality show focusing on Anna’s search for a husband. If only the networks said “yes,” we might be able to watch her gruesome demise on E! Dammit.
A Florida judge wants enough DNA from Anna Nicole to counter a “baby switching plot.” I hope the soap writers are all taking notes of this whole thing.
Former Anna fashion consultant Bobby Trendy says Anna Nicole, and her genitals, will be missed.
Despite attending his wedding, Jim Carey says Tom Cruise was “the big joke” of last year. At least Tom didn’t have to die to get the distinction.
It’s about time: news from the “astronauts are psycho” scandal. One of her plans was to bury the other astronaut alive.
A Paris Hilton autograph appearance at a mall in Vienna, Austria, ended after fans through a variety of objects on stage. They threw lipstick, tissues and cigarettes. No viles of penicillin, though.
Donald Trump is the new K-Fed, as he has an ongoing, on-screen feud with the WWE’s Vince McMahon. You don’t want to see Donald’s “Rosie gut buster, ” Mr. McMahon.
Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards spent Valentine’s together with their two girls. Kinky reunion.
Heather Mills McCartney must not be planning on getting much from Paul in the divorce. She was caught at a flea market bargaining for second-hand electronics. Mainstream stores wanted an arm and a leg, and she only had one to give.
TMZ.com has finally helped me put my finger on John Mayer’s new look, asking viewers if they notice the resemblance to Edward Scissorhands.
